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Rob Has it. It be Julius.

Guess who's turn it is now?

Groucho Marx (October 2, 1890 - August 19, 1977)

Julius Henry Marx, better known to the world as Groucho Marx, was born on October 2, 1890, to Samuel "Frenchie" Marx and his wife, Minnie Schoenberg Marx.



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Groucho Marx was a master at delivering one-liners. He is quoted by many people.

How do you feel about women's rights ? I like either side of them.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!

Mrs. Teasdale: He's had a change of heart.

[Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.

I sent the club a wire stating, Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put 'Emily, I love you' on the back of the bill.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

A man is as young as the woman he feels.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions-the curtain was up.

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!

There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook.

To Margret Dumont: "I can see you and I married. I can see you bending over the stove. I can't see the stove!

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing..if you can fake that, you've got it made.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Remember men you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

Last night I shot an elephant in my Pajamas and how he got in my pajamas I'll never know.

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

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I can remember my dad watching that, he always seemed to have a cane in his hand, Jimmy Edwards not my dad. Don’t think it would get made now, very un-pc!

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On ‎3‎/‎16‎/‎2019 at 6:48 PM, Stavertongirl said:

Don’t think it would get made now, very un-pc!

Too right SG most of the stuff we used to watch would not get aired today.

It Ain't Half Hot Mum,  'Allo 'Allo,  Steptoe and Son,  'Til Death Do Us Part,  Are you being Served to name a few

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39 minutes ago, Oztalgian said:

Too right SG most of the stuff we used to watch would not get aired today.


It is a shame  really, I have always thought comedy is a way to show prejudices for what they are, as long as it is the prejudice that is being laughed at and not the recipient. That is a bit profound for this time in the morning, will have to go and have a lie down now!:ohmy:

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