Beefsteak 305 Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Amazing what Yahoo can come up with (Other search engines are available !!) Nebuchadnezzar, King of the Jews Bought his wife a pair of shoes; When the shoes began to wear Nebuchadnezzar began to swear When the swearing had to stop Nebuchadnezzar bought a shop When the shop began to sell Nebuchadnezzar bought a bell When the bell began to ring Nebuchadnezzar began to sing: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Thank you Mr Beefsteak sir !cheers! I see the emoticons are not working again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jackson 301 Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Thanks Compo and Beefsteak for prompting my memory with: 'Nebuchadnezzar, the king of jews' . . . My grand-daughter (aged 5) is learning to skip (she did 12 jumps over the rope the other day and was thrilled - you should have seen the joy written on her face). I'll teach her this old rhyme, hopefully she'll remember it when she's older then she'll be able to teach it to her children. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poohbear 1,360 Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 My teacher is so very nice, I always take her good advice, She's as soft as bunny fur. I think I'd like to sleep with her. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jackson 301 Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 Every school boy's dream eh poohbear? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beefsteak 305 Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 Dream ????............................MIss Chadwick......1977...............Downstairs Changing Rooms..........Carlton Forum............Frank Wheldon Comp...................I call it happy memories............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EileenH 496 Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 Such a lot of childhood rhymes were skipping rhymes weren`t they? So many come back to me. Such as - There`s somebody under the bed Whoever can it be? I feel so jolly nervous. (Friend`s name) come into me. (Friend jumps into the rope) First I light a candle Then I look under the bed. Get out you fool! Get out you fool! There`s a monkey up your leg. The words indicate actions and the skipping carries on with a new skipper ad nauseam. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 Round: Goodbye (friend's name), while you're away, Send me a letter, To tell me that you're better, Good bye (name), While you're away, Don't forget your old friend (next name in round). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poohbear 1,360 Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 "What's a skipping rope?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 GORDON BENNET! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 Just remembered this one: Dip dip dip my blue ship, Sails on the water, Like a cup and saucer, And o-u-t spells OUT! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 One potato two potato three potato four Five potato six potato seven potato more O-U-T spells OUT! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jackson 301 Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 Hi Compo, can you remember when we used 'dip dip dip, my blue ship'? I want to teach my grand-daughter. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fynger 841 Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 and... Ibble 'obble, black bobble......etc Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,091 Posted January 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 Wasn't dip dip dip a skipping song, and you ran out of the rope on 'out' and someone else came in? I know the one potato was done with 2 fists turned sideways, stuck out front, and the 'boss' banged his fist along the line, and you put your fist beind your back if 'out' landed on it, till nobody was left. Not sure what the person 'left' did after that, LOL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poohbear 1,360 Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 The very first 'Ditty' I heard at the age of 5 at Whitemoor was... British Bombers Bombing Berlin Before Breakfast Begins.....and the war had been over 5 years. Seeing as we did the nightime raids while the Yanks did the daylight ones...they were dead right. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fynger 841 Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 Usually meant You were 'on'....get some weirds looks now-a-days if you ran up to someone.touched em and said 'You're ON' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mgread1200 141 Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 penny a peep twopence a look threepence a feel fourpence a f*** fivepence all day sixpence all night sevenpence hapenny you can do what you like Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,877 Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 Written on the back of a toilet door. Here i sit broken hearted, paid a penny and only f*rted. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poohbear 1,360 Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 Written on the bottom of a toilet door...'Smoking stunts your growth' 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,877 Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 On a toilet door. The painters work was all in vain, the sh*thouse poet has struck again. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mgread1200 141 Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 When you enter this noble hall use the paper not the wall for it is a dirty trick to wipe your ars*hole on a brick Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,091 Posted January 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 I just remembered another ditty was said when trying to figure out who was the winner [like one potato] Eany meany macaraca Rara ria dominaca chicaraca rollapaca Pom pom push. And you thought Bill and Ben talked jibberish! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beefsteak 305 Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 On the bottom of toilet doors "Beware of Limbo Dancers" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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