Michael Booth 7,364 Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Suarez has been banned for biting offence in World Cup. http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/06/26/luis-suarez-fifa-bite-ban_n_5532205.html?icid=maing-grid7|ukt1|dl2|sec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D274676 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,109 Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 But tough on Liverpool. Pass the violin !!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkazana 1,736 Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Not for long enough! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mudgie49 401 Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 He should be playing for Transylvania 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,877 Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 £65,000 fine, it's not even a weeks wages to him. If a get another dog I will call it Suarez. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mudgie49 401 Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Will you teach it to bite foot-ball players? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,877 Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Teach it to bite their balls. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smiffy49 590 Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Things to be considered:- Will supporters in his country set up a "fang club" How many "caps" could you get for £65K? If you can't afford it you could always have "suarez canal treatment" He can't be a vampire, he's not scared of crosses. Sorry.................... anymore? Smiffy 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DJBrenton 738 Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 My favourite so far is that he's been bought by Borussia Munchoncentreback. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mercurydancer 1,104 Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted June 27, 2014 Report Share Posted June 27, 2014 Pull out all his teeth then all he could do is give a nasty suck. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cliff Ton 10,492 Posted June 27, 2014 Report Share Posted June 27, 2014 Somebody's done some maths on the subject. http://www.newstatesman.com/future-proof/2014/06/you-are-more-likely-be-bitten-luiz-suarez-1-2000-shark-1-3700000 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted June 27, 2014 Report Share Posted June 27, 2014 He won't get the chance of biting me I don't play football & I have no Intention of going to Liverpool. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paulus 541 Posted June 27, 2014 Report Share Posted June 27, 2014 Perhaps the poor lads teething, my kids used to bite everything when they were................ Any road up, he looks as if he could eat an orange through a tennis racket, his teeth hit flesh long before his nose makes contact..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,221 Posted June 29, 2014 Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 Just heard the Uraguayan FA are contesting his ban,they say 'he tripped and he landed teeth first on the Italian'...if i tripped my teeth would have flew into the crowd. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted June 29, 2014 Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 My mam used to borrow my teeth to crimp the pastry on her apple pies 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tomlinson 879 Posted June 29, 2014 Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 A 7 year old lad here bit another youngster during a soccer match and said it was o.k. as professionals did it. He's been expelled from the school. This is why Suarez deserves greater punishment. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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