Beekay 5,234 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 Why do these bloody tablets keep correcting words it assumes you've got wrong? I'm getting really vexed !!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jill Sparrow 10,386 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 Bet that took a wee while, Phil! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PeverilPeril 3,299 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 Our scout troupe were taken to Walesby camp on the back of a lorry and I sat on the toilet seat box. I commoded it because it was the most comfortable place Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,240 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 @Jill Sparrow Yes, we got a week behind with the job. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jill Sparrow 10,386 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 They must have been bowled over! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,240 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 Yes, I was doing cistern analysis at the time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jill Sparrow 10,386 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 I knew you'd have a handle on it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,240 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 I was taking a break whilst listening to the music of Lou Rawls. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brew 5,462 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 Fancy sitting on a toilet seat to do an audit, wouldn't you have been better with a stool? Â Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 5,234 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 You lot must all be flushed with success ! Me, my plans have gone down the pan. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,240 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 @Brew I was drawing a flow chart. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brew 5,462 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 Well I hope it was all in the right ordure... Â Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,240 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 I got a bit bogged down actually. Â Â Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brew 5,462 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 You need to take a break, go to your boat and sit on the poop deck for awhile... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,240 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 It's too small for a poop deck. It's bucket and chuck it I'm afraid. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brew 5,462 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 OK keep going, I'm sure you'll work it out with a pencil.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IAN FINN 827 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 If I only had time Phil. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jill Sparrow 10,386 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 Christmas has become a tacky, commercialised spendfest. For many, it's a can't afford it but daren't do otherwise due to peer pressure spendfest.  Christmas, as Dickens points out at the end of A Christmas Carol, is something that the old reprobate, Scrooge, kept from that time onwards every day in his heart. This is what those who identify as Christians try to do.  Getting paralytic, over eating and running up credit card bills has no relevance whatsoever.  I've put this on the wrong thread! 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,240 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 I think that’s rather appropriate! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jill Sparrow 10,386 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 Well, I'm a bit disoriented. I was just putting some toilet water behind my ears and the seat fell on my head! 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PeverilPeril 3,299 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 Poor Phil. Only got a bucket so it won't be going to his heads. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,240 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 The boat does have an outside toilet but you have walk along a plank to reach it. Many have not returned. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jill Sparrow 10,386 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 Is one piped aboard? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,240 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 No, splicing the mainbrace is the only traditional ceremony we follow and we never set sail on a Friday with a woman on board obviously. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jill Sparrow 10,386 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 I wasn't angling for an invitation. Boats hold absolutely no attraction for me! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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