plantfit 7,654 Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 Keep the updates coming Mike, after all we don't want you lazing in bed all day with nowt to do Rog How Mrs C doing? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted October 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 Ian Dawson the Nottinghalad will be over from the ROI next week to attend the Sh meet up what CHULLA has kindly arrangedjust hoping for a miracle i can get there.. Night night all 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NewBasfordlad 3,599 Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 CF I am hoping to be there to so we could kill two birds with one stone so to speak. Take care my friend. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chulla 4,946 Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 Mike, it is a pity that you are feline orientated - if you were of the canine persuasion then a couple of Bob Martins would have you back on your feet (paws?) in no time. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jill Sparrow 10,336 Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 You're obviously not a cat person, Chulla, or you'd know how impossible it is to get pills down a moggie! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chulla 4,946 Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 That's just where you wrong Ms Sparrow. We have had three cats, and yes we have been through the palaver of trying to get a tablet down their throats. So there! (sticks tongue out) Actually, it's not so difficult as it sounds. Mrs C would wrap a towel around the cat's body, encasing its legs. I would then take said cat by scruff of its neck. This would promote lots of hissing and spitting, which, of course opened its mouth. From then on it was relatively easy. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted November 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Chulla said: Mike, it is a pity that you are feline orientated - if you were of the canine persuasion then a couple of Bob Martins would have you back on your feet (paws?) in no time. If i was as te Vets Dave.i.d be scared that they would put me down ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
plantfit 7,654 Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 Can't put a good man down (as the saying goes) Rog Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted November 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 Not too far away from the PDSA centre !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
plantfit 7,654 Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 Thinking of adopting a cat then Mike? Rog 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted November 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 Was more concerned about being put down Rog ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
plantfit 7,654 Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 Oh I see, I think you must be on the mend though because you are answering the posts a lot quicker,I do hope so,take care mate Rog 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted November 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 I shall try & do my best Rog ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DJ360 6,738 Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 Mike, I do hope you continue to get better. Dave, as well as acronyms, I have some small knowledge of Emoticons.... The easy way to avoid having to type {'Sticks tongue out') is to type a colon, immediately followed by a lower case p the result is.. Col. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
loppylugs 8,429 Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 At least yer sounding a bit more chipper this morning Mick. Keep it up. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chulla 4,946 Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 Just a bit of fun, Mike; hope it meks yer laff. Scenario: A ward in the Queens Medical Centre - enter doctor. Doctor: Good morning Mr Catfan, may I call you Mike? Catfan: Good morning doctor, yes you may. Doctor: We have the results of your blood test. We found traces of an unusual alcohol. What have you been drinking? Catfan: Hobgoblin. Doctor: Hobgoblin!!! Heavens man you should never be drinking that stuff. Try a weaker brew in future. We are desperately short of beds and are going to transfer you to a private place until you are ready to be discharged. Catfan: That will be nice. Where is it? Doctor: It is a refuge for unmarried teenage girls, they share it with homeless lesbian, gay and transgender people. They have a spare bed and we can use it. I've been there, it's nice, I'm sure you'll like it. It's in a nice area. Catfan: (all of a sudden not looking so happy). Where is it? Doctor: Aspley. I bet that has made you feel much bett.... Mike? MIKE!! - NURSE! NURSE! over here, quickly. 4 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,878 Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 Don't worry Mike, the tram doesn't go to Aspley. 3 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted November 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 Ayup Chulla.I thought you where trying to cheer meup ? You bogger ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
loppylugs 8,429 Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 It only hurts when I laff! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jill Sparrow 10,336 Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 10 hours ago, Chulla said: Actually, it's not so difficult as it sounds. Mrs C would wrap a towel around the cat's body, encasing its legs. I would then take said cat by scruff of its neck. This would promote lots of hissing and spitting, which, of course opened its mouth. From then on it was relatively easy. Ah, but half an hour later when you'd forgotten all about it, said cat probably trotted to the corner of the kitchen and spat the pill out! They're little bu99ers for ouwiitting you! So there (sticks tongue out and thumbs nose!) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted November 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 Just been told i.m going for a CAT scan possibly tomorrow . Cheered me up no end. Anything to do with cats is ok by me ! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
loppylugs 8,429 Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 You'll be ok as long as you don't have to have a LAB test. They shake spit and drool all over you. Not to mention poking cold wet noses where you don't want them. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
plantfit 7,654 Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 Have you got fur balls? Rog 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted November 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 I would.nt that one bit Dave ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,229 Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 15 minutes ago, loppylugs said: You'll be ok as long as you don't have to have a LAB test. They shake spit and drool all over you. Not to mention poking cold wet noses where you don't want them. Sounds like a girl i knew in Mansfield Loppy.....lol by the way Catfan..........i just missed Sue in Bulwell this morning........but Donna had quick ey-up......... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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