Trevor S 2,003 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Congrats carni - you got it in one. Otherwise known as a lipogram. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trevor S 2,003 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 What is often held but never touchedAlways wet but never rustsOften bites but seldom bitAnd to use you must have wit...? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fynger 841 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 The train stops at a station,,, No...it says 'no one brakes'....his mum put a cross on his grave Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carni 10,094 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Make a guess at Tongue Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,872 Posted November 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Mouth? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Commo 1,292 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Carni, re #29, ah reckon yoave gorrit in one agen! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carni 10,094 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Chris reckons i got the answer right because I've got plenty! WHAT ME.... NO 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fch782c 144 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 In what year did Christmas and New Year's fall on the same year? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fynger 841 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 All of em - since the year 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fch782c 144 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 How many eggs can you put in an empty basket? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 one after that it's no longer empty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
littlebro 234 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Two teenagers were born on the same day to the same parents but insist they are not twins. Why? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fynger 841 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Parents gave birth to teenagers.....musta been hard going. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
littlebro 234 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MELTONSTILTON 452 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Because they ware born a year apart. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
littlebro 234 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 No, they were born on the same day, same year. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NewBasfordlad 3,599 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Because they are two of three. Triplets Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trevor S 2,003 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 carni.................right again re #29 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MELTONSTILTON 452 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Because they were triplets, and they had another brother or sister... Too slow in typing .......................Well done Carni Quote Link to post Share on other sites
littlebro 234 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 You've got it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trevor S 2,003 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 What can bring back the dead, make us cry, make us laugh, make us young: born in an instant yet lasts a lifetime? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NewBasfordlad 3,599 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 A memory? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trevor S 2,003 Posted November 12, 2013 Report Share Posted November 12, 2013 Yes - seems this game is too easy! Will have to find a hard one.. What do you throw away the outside of, cook the inside, eat the outside and then throw away the inside? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fynger 841 Posted November 13, 2013 Report Share Posted November 13, 2013 tinned fish Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StephenFord 866 Posted November 13, 2013 Report Share Posted November 13, 2013 (I think I've mentioned this before but here goes) - My watch is five minutes fast, but I think it's five minutes slow - and I think it's two o' clock. What time is it really? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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