mick2me 3,033 Posted February 12, 2012 Report Share Posted February 12, 2012 In view of our popular topic Things you don't see anymore How about new things that we never had then? How about this? this ring heats up to 120 degrees fahrenheit for "10 seconds, every hour, on the hour, beginning 24 hours before" your anniversary date. http://www.cartoonbarry.com/2006/10/an_anniversary_ring_i_would_we.html However did I manage without one? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paulus 541 Posted February 12, 2012 Report Share Posted February 12, 2012 Pooters!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fynger 841 Posted February 12, 2012 Report Share Posted February 12, 2012 Chavs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cliff Ton 10,482 Posted February 12, 2012 Report Share Posted February 12, 2012 Coppers who are younger than yourself Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beefsteak 305 Posted February 12, 2012 Report Share Posted February 12, 2012 Footballers who look younger than you too !! As I found out at Meadow Lane a couple of weeks back !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick2me 3,033 Posted February 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2012 Eating disorders ??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
loppylugs 8,429 Posted February 12, 2012 Report Share Posted February 12, 2012 Attention Defict dissorder!!!!!!#$@*&% Gourmet dog food. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,877 Posted February 12, 2012 Report Share Posted February 12, 2012 Designer stubble. Designer jeans. Designer anything. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
loppylugs 8,429 Posted February 12, 2012 Report Share Posted February 12, 2012 mobile phones Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick2me 3,033 Posted February 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2012 Trendy exercise regimes. Pilates, Mazumba etc. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pixie 162 Posted February 12, 2012 Report Share Posted February 12, 2012 Social networking sites! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,091 Posted February 12, 2012 Report Share Posted February 12, 2012 Here's a few to be going on with. Autistic children satellite dishes on houses front gardens slabbed over credit/debit cards ATM's high speed trains teeshirts worn under a suit jacket e-books shops with car parks shopping trolleys openly gay people greeting cards other than birthday and Christmas [now there's one for every occasion] ready-made meals frozen food fridges, freezers, dishwashers,automatic washing machines and waste disposals Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beefsteak 305 Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 Trick or Treaters. Christmas lights all over your house. Litigation over anything. (Ooh , I've dropped my staple gun on my foot , I'm going to sue my bosses, because they didn't tell me that if I dropped it onto my personage, it might hurt me." (Tossers !!!!)) There by causing the bosses insurance premiums to rise so much so that they can't give proper wage rises etc etc etc !! You might notice a trend there (Thanks America!!) Adverts on the telly for ladies knickers things ! Adverts on the telly for bookies (And if you go back far enough, bookies themselves) And lastly (For now) Constant adverts on the telly for the crooked "Lawyers for you" that make them £200,000 in 'expences' whilst you recieve 100% of your claim, which the robbing b4st4rd5 have fixed at a grand !! (And that is true , it's just happened to me over that 'no fault' accident I had a couple of years back. !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick2me 3,033 Posted February 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 Litigation over anything. (Ooh , I've dropped my staple gun on my foot , I'm going to sue my bosses, because they didn't tell me that if I dropped it onto my personage, it might hurt me." (Tossers !!!!)) There by causing the bosses insurance premiums to rise so much so that they can't give proper wage rises etc etc etc !! Elf and Safety (Whos insurance goes up?) Which reminds me,.. Minimum Wage. Condom Adverts! (Only recently) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick2me 3,033 Posted February 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 Breast implants!!! & Breast implant problems. Sympathy with those who have them for medical purposes, Yes. For vanity, No! Public money should not be wasted on these people! There are more deserving cases for medical resources. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick2me 3,033 Posted February 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 14 year old kids killing people! http://www.thesun.co...icle4124027.ece Nottingham schoolboy, 14, obsessed with Coronation Street killer battered his victim with hammer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beefsteak 305 Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 It aint that long ago that two 10 year olds murdered Jamie Bulger (19 years ago yesterday) As for the insurance rises , that's yours mine and every body elses (But the company owners goes up a hell of a lot too!!) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beefsteak 305 Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 That case re the staple gun is a true one , some office worker succesfully sued her bosses as he didn't provide the office staff with 'toetectors' as well as the factory floor staff!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick2me 3,033 Posted February 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 Jamie Bleddy Oliver! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fynger 841 Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 and all them other arty farty celebrity chefs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jackson 301 Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 Well said Fynger - I laughed out loud at this, thanks for the laugh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick2me 3,033 Posted February 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 A choice of more than 3 TV channels Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trickymicky 57 Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 War memorials being stolen for their scrap value. Companies posting out greetings cards for you.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.... 23 Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 A hundred pubs closing down every week. Churches being converted to pubs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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