Compo 10,328 Posted September 28, 2013 Report Share Posted September 28, 2013 Australia, here I come! 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LizzieM 9,512 Posted September 28, 2013 Report Share Posted September 28, 2013 We laid a new lawn at a previous house and not long after we stood watching mole hills appear. Had a mole-catcher round who set some traps to no avail. My husband finally decided that enough was enough and went and stood motionless over a mole hill with a sledgehammer in the air. Soon the little sod was at it, soil spilling up onto the lawn. Hubby came down onto the pile of soil with his sledgehammer, just the once. It did the trick, no more wrecking of our new lawn ever again!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted September 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2013 OUCH! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ayupmeducks 1,730 Posted September 28, 2013 Report Share Posted September 28, 2013 Many years back before I left the UK, I'd walked into the house after a very long dayshift, I settled down in front of the TV, turned it on and an odd feller I'd never seen had a show, I was just about to turn it over to another channel, we only had three back then, when this weird red headed bean pole put down his guitar and started on about moles, you guessed it "An Evening With Jasper Carrot. He had me in tears how he tackled the mole problem in his lawn. Although I wouldn't use his method, a 12 gauge shotgun, while sitting on a swivel stool.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rob.L 1,090 Posted September 28, 2013 Report Share Posted September 28, 2013 Carrott's mole sketch was very much sanitised for TV. His live version was a lot funnier, and had the sort of swear words you'd expect in the circumstances. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ayupmeducks 1,730 Posted September 28, 2013 Report Share Posted September 28, 2013 I'm dead sure the air was a tad blue while he was reciting it, it was pretty late, that I do recall, so way past kiddies bed time, in fact it was pretty close to my bedtime.. Those were the days when 12, and 16 hour shifts were pretty common to me, I even did a 24 hour shift once, although I doubt the Mines Inspector would have approved. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick2me 3,033 Posted September 29, 2013 Report Share Posted September 29, 2013 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bilbraborn 1,594 Posted September 29, 2013 Report Share Posted September 29, 2013 I loved his record 'Funky Moped' but it was the 'B' side that was the funniest. A rather rude take off of Magic Roundabout. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkazana 1,736 Posted September 29, 2013 Report Share Posted September 29, 2013 Still got a copy. And still use the quote "Call that a dog? I've seen more hair on a lavatory brush" And of course "Boing! Time for bed!!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
plantfit 7,619 Posted September 29, 2013 Report Share Posted September 29, 2013 When you see the ground moving in their little runs shove a garden fork into it, I get some bird scaring bangers,light one and shove it down the hole under the mole hill, shock usually kills the little sods Rog Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jackson 301 Posted September 29, 2013 Report Share Posted September 29, 2013 Compo, great photo @ #1. How could all of you posting on the subject of moles be so hateful towards them? Why if I was lucky enough to hold one of these sweet, little creatures in my hand, I'd hold it so tight I'd crush it Oh my!! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ayupmeducks 1,730 Posted September 29, 2013 Report Share Posted September 29, 2013 They make such a mess of the garden... I had a dog who would dig them up and eat them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
radfordred 6,284 Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 A mate of mine had a mole removed from his willy he won’t be doing that again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Booth 7,364 Posted June 9, 2014 Report Share Posted June 9, 2014 Here you are writing about stabbing, sledgehammering and blowing up moles and I've been upset today because I accidently killed a frog with the motor mower. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted June 9, 2014 Report Share Posted June 9, 2014 How many moles does it take to make a pair of moleskin trousers? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkazana 1,736 Posted June 9, 2014 Report Share Posted June 9, 2014 The funniest thing I saw in the fight against moles was my neighbours method. When the mole hill appeared on his manicured lawn (he used to trim it with scissors) He decided to put the hose pipe down the hole to flush the mole out and hit it with a shovel. He was so pleased that he had caught it. Until the next day when his precious lawn collapsed into the flooded mole system 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
plantfit 7,619 Posted June 9, 2014 Report Share Posted June 9, 2014 Re: post 15. I didn't know moles knew how to make trousers would they know how to use a sewing machine? Rog 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smiffy49 590 Posted June 9, 2014 Report Share Posted June 9, 2014 Are moles girlfriends called molasses? Smiffy 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smiffy49 590 Posted June 9, 2014 Report Share Posted June 9, 2014 Are molasses what moles sit on? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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