Would this stop you drinking?


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Come 10.30 i did'nt care,............no not true,them that turned me down at about 8,often decided last knockings 'i would do'...had great pleasure then in turning them down.LOL.

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I've just come in on that picture. Yes I've seen better but I've also seen worse. Never mind. They might be good at other things.

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Changing lorry wheels.

Lap Dancing !!!!!!!! You'd need a strong stomach to watch that lot.

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With regards to ugly women and drink. I'd had a couple of beers the other night, followed by a LARGE whiskey and some pork pie.

I woke up in a panic in the early hours and was gasping and perspiring. I dreamed I was in a First Aid room situated in a Portakabin, struggling to escape the clutches of two very fat lesbian5.

Mrs red enquired as to what was the matter. I told her the pork pie was repeating on me. LOL

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I assume that all their husbands (if they had one) had signed the pledge. In which case they would look more miserable than their wives.

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My Dad was a Methodist lay preacher, and those women look like some of those I saw in his congregation, when I was young....It is no wonder nowadays, I like a good pint of real ale...

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