Chulla 4,946 Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 #49. Ah, what an image. Marlene Carni sitting on a high-stool with a Parky between her fingers and wearing a slit skirt, and with a doleful expression singing. 'Love's always been my game, be that as it may, I was meant that way, can't help lt'. Maybe at the next meeting. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carni 10,094 Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 Not forgetting an occasional slurp from my half a bitter and lime miduck. Lots of imagination required these days though, afraid the slit skirt has gone for a burton, since mi yips have gone haywire !!!!!! What am I to do..............I can't help it. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
radfordred 6,284 Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 I'm not looking, but that new posh supermarket in Wollaton it's like a knocking shop, there like dogs on heat with their Barbour/Burberry trench coats & cashmere scarfs, funking of Chanel & Dior, I'm fighting them off with a stick. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,109 Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 What, a matchstick ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
radfordred 6,284 Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 #54 it's terrible Fly had one yesterday while looking @ the turkey crowns, blonde barnet & black eyebrows came out with something about can't beat a big fat juicy thigh, She then she went on to tell me about stuffing, it's embarrassing I only went in there for a tin of tantalising mouth watering Heinz beef ravioli dripping in rich tomato sauce. Just off to the supermarket. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jill Sparrow 10,311 Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 #53 Wouldn't be doing your shopping in Wollaton today would you, Ben?! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,874 Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 Only if he's dyed his Barnet blonde. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
loppylugs 8,429 Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 Oh those slit skirts. Shouldn't be allowed.... Lol. These ladies don't know what they do to a guy. Or maybe they do. The late Mrs. Loppy had a couple of 'em. She would only wear them around the house. I suppose she saw what they did to me. Lol. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jill Sparrow 10,311 Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 #58 Slit skirts are like most other female attire the fellas rave about: draughty, uncomfortable and restrictive! I've now reached the age where I live in trousers and flat shoes. Bliss!! The only problem is that being not very tall, I can't reach things on the top shelf in the supermarket! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
loppylugs 8,429 Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 Wouldn't know about that, Jill. . I've sat on church platforms and seen ladies sruggling to get up to sing because of that. Even preachers are human, sinners. They should think about that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 I wonder if men/women vary due to the Supermarket itself? M&S food hall would differ from Iceland? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
loppylugs 8,429 Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 As posted in the mardy thread by getting flustered. Lol. The longer slit ones can be just as dangerous to us poor guys too. I think I'd better change the subject. Dogs are doing well. Lol. Edited to add. Where's Carni she started all this. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,179 Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 32 minutes ago, iandawson said: I wonder if men/women vary due to the Supermarket itself? M&S food hall would differ from Iceland? They certainly do Ian,but it is more to do with areas...........working in them it was............ey-up Duck..........in Bulwell,Meadows,Aspley,St Anns,.........to 'good morning Madam/sir......in Wollaton,Bridgford,Chilwell,and Ruddington............ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carni 10,094 Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 Twas that Chulla, not me sir, I am a follower not a leader. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
loppylugs 8,429 Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 Gerrin too'ot for this 'ound. I'm gonna take Jills advice and get some tea. LOL. Not only that me batteries showing 4%. I'll be out of here whether I want to or not. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
loppylugs 8,429 Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 #64 It was indeed Chulla, Carni. I should have known. I didn't read far enough back in the thread. Sorry about that. Its all to much for an old hound. Lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DJ360 6,733 Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 On 24/11/2016 at 8:39 PM, Jill Sparrow said: I do find it sad that some people cannot seem to find contentment with their own company and when their partner passes on or the marriage breaks up, they are desperate to find someone...anyone...to avoid being alone. Two former friends of mine split up a couple of years ago after 38 years together. Teenage sweethearts. The bloke was emotionally shellshocked and because he was in a bad place, I offered a sympathetic ear. I don't pretend to know anything about marriage guidance. The only three words I could offer would be "don't do it!" However, the chap became more and more demanding of my time and attention which irked me and, to add insult to injury, his estranged wife accused me of being the reason why they split up! Insisted that I was trying to steal her husband, would you believe! I've already got one useless male in tow...why would I want another? Caused me a lot of irritation and left me with no choice but to break contact completely. It did come as a shock to see someone so apparently bereft and desperate to leap straight into another relationship, to the extent of joining online dating agencies etc. That's the last time I get involved in listening to people's marital woes. Around 20 years ago I was a Parish Councillor.. One of my fellow Parish Councillors was a local Magistrate. The wife of my boss at work was also a Magistrate. It wasn't too long before it became apparent to me that both Magistrates were getting closer..... Question being what,, if anything. to say to my Boss? Obviously the answer is 'Nothing'. You just can't get involved in such stuff. Very uncomfortable time though.... I could say more. I won't. Col Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chulla 4,946 Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 #65. Oh Loppy - 'get thee behind me Satan'. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
loppylugs 8,429 Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 I'm gerrin too owd for all that stuff. I shall rest on me laurels that I successfully resisted such awful temptations. Now I stick to me dogs, me garden, and me memories. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,179 Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 Loppy ain't got a dog,got a garden but get bored with it,........and i'm resting on me Laurels regarding ''all that stuff'' no choice really,but its fun thinking ''one more time'' for old times sake............lol. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 Hey Benj...never say never! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
loppylugs 8,429 Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 #70. Famous last words eh? Ben........LOL 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jill Sparrow 10,311 Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 #70 Don't even think about it Ben! The missus will throttle you! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,179 Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 OK Jill...........................lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
radfordred 6,284 Posted September 7, 2018 Report Share Posted September 7, 2018 Bonking Boris! Lock up your daughters! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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