Paulus 541 Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 Hi Ian, nice to see you're back, Moo cows = Meadow ladies Just realised Mr Steak's returned............................or may I call you Beef?............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
2easyco 41 Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 When asked what something she bought was, Mam would say “It's a wim-wam for window shutters" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trevor S 2,003 Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 How old are you?........................"As old as my tongue and a bit older than my teeth" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,091 Posted November 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2012 If someone said something cheeky, my mum would say 'what a sauce!' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 I had a Yorkshire dad and a Nottingham Mam. They used to say "Ganzi" for jumper. I wonder was that Sheffield or was it Nottingham? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Cum 'ere else I'll fetch yer one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Do you want a good 'iding?! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 I'll tan yer backside fo yer! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Your askin forra clout, you are! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fynger 841 Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Ask your Mum. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 "Ask your dad!" That was as good as a "No". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fynger 841 Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 My mum was the 'force to be reckoned with'...dad was easy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,091 Posted November 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 If my mother heard someone being loud and obnoxious, she'd say 'she's got a voice like a foghorn', alternately it could be 'she could be the relief foghorn on the Queen Mary' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,091 Posted November 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 If you overheard anything you weren't supposed to, mam would say 'you've got ears like Jodrell Bank' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Limey 242 Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 If you were crying about something small - you were "mardy". If it was slightly more egregious, you were a "mard-arse"! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StephenFord 866 Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 If you overheard anything you weren't supposed to, mam would say 'you've got ears like Jodrell Bank' "Radar tabs" was the phrase in our house. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick2me 3,033 Posted December 1, 2012 Report Share Posted December 1, 2012 Cum 'ere else I'll fetch yer one! Modern equivalent. "Ger'eer" usually to the offspring. I hate it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted December 1, 2012 Report Share Posted December 1, 2012 You'll never have any money while you have a hole in your arse. My dad when I was always skint. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paulus 541 Posted December 1, 2012 Report Share Posted December 1, 2012 While ever your ar$ehole points South!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 My mother always said the main reason I liked soup was I didn't have to chew it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick2me 3,033 Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Can anyone remember "Yer moant do that" meaning Don't do that, or meaning if you do that you will regret it? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paulus 541 Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 I think it was derived from 'Must not' but it's one that SWOBO (She Who Ought to Be Obeyed) uses & she originates from darn sarf!! PS- Her mosthighness never reads my posts.....................hopefully Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,872 Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 If you spent too long in the bog "what you doing, making your will?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fynger 841 Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 If the wind changes yer face'll stay like that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Booth 7,364 Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 "I trust you as far as I can throw you". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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