poohbear 1,360 Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 I came in from outside to investigate the weird noise coming out of the telly.Wimbledon was on by mistake...I'm not the slightest bit interested in it, but blimey no wonder it's mentioned in the papers. This foreign sort was on squawking every time she took a shot.Not an "Uuuuuugh!" it was "Awooooooooooooh"....sounded like a cross between her best orgasm and having a splinter in her vibrator...I've never heard such a stupid row coming out of a sportswomans mouth. Now as I've said it doesn't mean a damn thing to me, but.....What is wrong with this country and those in charge of it's institutions?? There's no way a top level sporting occassion should put up with this racket...they didn't used to...so why now? I wonder what the reaction would be if snooker players did it after each shot? "And Steve Davies is taking on this difficult blue in the top pocket..." "Arrrrrrghooooahrrrrrrgh" "I think Steve had a bad contact there" How the nobs can buy tickets to listen to that crap I don't know...I'd finish up chucking my strawberries at her....silly cow. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
radfordred 6,284 Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 Blimey ....... Did you know that 42000 Wombles a year are slaughtered for their fur, which is used to cover Wimbledon tennis balls. Save the Wombles that's what I say. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DJBrenton 738 Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 Since 1992 all bar the finals balls have been covered in synthetic womble fur. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,794 Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 I couldn't agree more poohbear. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,109 Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 It's that Maria Sharapova......... She is gorgeous though!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NewBasfordlad 3,599 Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 She might be half decent looking but can you imagine that noise in your lughole, t'would right put you of your stroke!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,109 Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 I'm sure I'd cope.LOL. And if I can't, well who cares LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
radfordred 6,284 Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 Quite all that squealing & grunting, I think there missing a trick using ball boys & girls why use boarder collies. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smiffy49 590 Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 Takes some (cat) guts to make a racket like that.... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,794 Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 Did someone mention "Cat" ? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tomlinson 879 Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 The best thing about Wimbledon for me is that I've caught up on my reading and played CDs I haven't listened to for ages. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NewBasfordlad 3,599 Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 SWMBO enjoys it which gives me ..........................an excuse to be somewhere else..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trevor S 2,003 Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 Not an "Uuuuuugh!" it was "Awooooooooooooh"....sounded like a cross between her best orgasm and having a splinter in her vibrator...#1poohbear, I'm still marvelling at your descriptive ability...well done Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 What happened to the Wombles Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheTramp 139 Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 All these complaints about the womens tennis are a puzzle to me ( I haven't seen any) Did any of the complainants get bothered by the Beach Volley Ball girls in the Olympics? Let us know. Went into The Lamb last night and both bars were empty, asked the landlady where everyone was, (most customers there are men of course) "Oh well they were all in earlier watching the ladies tennis, all gone home now" So I had two Pedigrees and left her watching the boxing. Perhaps the complaints are really about the advance in Tech and Broadcasting, the producers like us to hear the players slurp their Lucozade and argue with the umpire, and watch Prima Donna centre forwards spitting. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Basfordlad hit the point..her moans and groans distract her opponent!! Stuff shirt brigade..too busy perving!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick2me 3,033 Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 What a stupid game! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chulla 4,946 Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Tennis is ping pong with big bats. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DJBrenton 738 Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Would now be the appropriate moment to mention that I play tennis most days, captain two teams and I coach? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TBI 2,351 Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 #17 & 18 A stupid game? Horses for courses, same as most things. Ping pong with big bats? Well, there speaks an expert! Tennis fan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chulla 4,946 Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 I jest about tennis, but I do not see it as a very skilful game. Athletic yes, in fact one of the most athletic activities there is. It puzzles me when a player produces an ace when serving, that this is considered by the spectators as something marvellous. With technology giving players racquets that increase the speed of the serve to over 140 mph, it is little wonder that the opposition cannot always cope with this advantage. The crowd always applaud an ace, but pretty soon aces will become so common, the way things are going, that virtually all points will be earned by them. Will the game be such an enjoyable spectacle then? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DJBrenton 738 Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 I take it you've never hit a serve. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick2me 3,033 Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Golf anyone? Not for me thanks 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,109 Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 A good walk ruined !!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
radfordred 6,284 Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 If this Sharapova chick was a porn star I would not question if she was faking it! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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