David sheridan

Good old Dave !

I never click on any links , just delete any text message and block number too !

My mam used to work there !

Waiting for his digits to heal before tapping the keyboard again !

What's it like being married to a space pirate, glad all went well , not as scary as your wife imagined after all , thats great !

@MRS B the word snap little known down south i reckon, as one day i was walking to work in the middle of winter in Portsmouth hampshire , and i dint have any gloves on so decided to put my snap box under me jumper. All of a sudden a police car swerved to an halt and started firing questions at me , apparently they'd been a robbery of a coloured television, he said grumpily what's up your jumper lad ? I said me snap , he thought i was talking about drugs until i showed him my snap box, he asked me if I'd seen anyone else in the area , i said yeah they was a guy with a mask

Tee hee hee !

I did the same mary about an hundred yards from home after getting off the bus , i did a fast walking sprint , sideways like a crab......i was busting for the toilet badly !!

Lol joe 90 !!!!!!!

Gilly i attended there not sure what year , but Chelsea were playing Leeds united in the cup final, i live on denewood crescent , i i used to play footie up the road , king george or henry playing field or something like that One day i did a sliding tackle and landed on a piece of broken glass,it cut my knee open , Anyway morning my dad stuck a plaster on it , and off i went to school , got sent to the nurse with blood running down my leg and soaking the sock with blood. I remember a big fat kid aptly named Timothy large , who wanted to fight me at playtime , i was only a littl

@Cliff Ton the wonders of steam innovation!

@Jill Sparrow youve got me singing Kate bush now , i have to ruffle me hair up for maximum effect though !!

@Cliff Ton i remember my grandmother who lived in carrington, had one of those whistling kettles , and the teapot cosy on the table , we'd have tea , with sliced bread with butter on it , and peach in carnation milk , lovely memories ! She'd have a black beret which she used to wear for church , i would put it on and look in her mirror making out i was a commando , using her hairbrush as a rifle !!

The song i remember most was the Four tops singing Bernadette, me an my brother were sitting on the kerb in old st ann , making tar bombs with the tar in the road bubbling up in the summer heat of the sixties , we'd get a box a matches ,take a match and dip it in the tar and light it with another match , and i always remember the four tops blaring out some neighbors transistor radio !

@nonnaB and they say its good to talk !

Thanks Mary she loves cuddles !!

Tropical thunder here in the Philippines, my dog Toffee girl hates it, she's trying to hide in the cupboard with the pots and pans !

When we were nippers our dad used to cut our hair , well if you count putting a basin on yer head and snipped away with a rusty pair of sewing scissors , once he said , ive buggered it up son , heres half a crown nip up the barbers , The barber started to try and right my dads efforts, when he said get out the chair lad , you've got headlice i can't cut your hair . I looked like a belgian refugee, come monday morning ,all the kids at school had a right laugh !!!

Talking of ailments , i remember one mothers day ,we took our dear old mam out for lunch, she wasn't too brilliant on her feet so we put her in a wheelchair, it might of well been a wheelbarrow as to the red faces she caused us , We were trying to get her into the pub with no ramp , the bar staff helped us in and seated us at a table , where my mam got out the wheelchair briskly as you like , and said im am going to the ladies , everyone was embarrassed after all the huffing and puffing trying to get the chair into the pub doorway !

@benjamin1945 Bulwell, Boracay , wonder if the sun tan is the same , it's 32 celcius here , i am like a bronze adonis in my mind but in reality i am as red as a lobster with a beer belly !!!!

Photo express ??

That orange from the milkman was lovely stuff , quite refreshing !

I suppose not having the time to read through posts can be frustrating , i am the opposite i am 2nd year into retirement after working for most of my life ,apart from afew in between job moments, infact ive got too much time on my hand , Sitting in my little bamboo hut in the Philippines as we speak , there was a massive loud wallop on the roof a minute ago , as a coconut fell from a tree and landed on the roof, when you look at the blue sky and coconut trees you could think you were in a bounty bar advert without getting paid for it ! But if people are really interested in readin

Milk and wine we had both as school children of st augustine will remember, warm milk dished out by the nuns, then we'd be carted off down the road two by two to take Holy communion, they'd pop a round rice disc in your mouth and give you a drop of wine , the vino taste good so i sneak back in the queue to have another drink , until the priest cottoned on . Then I'd totter off back to class with the occasional hic !!

Haven't got Face book , is Foot note any good ?