denshaw
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sweets from 60s/ 70s
denshaw replied to kevindolphin's topic in Nick Palmer's Nottstalgia General Music Chat.
Does Bar Mitzvah have to close at 10 PM? -
The Moon is actually made of cheese.
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Automated voice recognition especially with British Gas. Do you want to report a fault "no" do you want to submit a meter reading "no" please state the reason for your call, no reply, then ring tone appears, wait for 10 mins and then give up. This is after they send you a letter saying they would like to talk to you about your smart meter which is useless.
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sweets from 60s/ 70s
denshaw replied to kevindolphin's topic in Nick Palmer's Nottstalgia General Music Chat.
Black Jacks or Fruit salads, 4 for an old penny. That's 960 for a quid. -
sweets from 60s/ 70s
denshaw replied to kevindolphin's topic in Nick Palmer's Nottstalgia General Music Chat.
I just put Rossems Troost in the translator, it came back as Big Maud. -
Stanford street at the back of Sawyers was close by, near the Dungeon club.
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sweets from 60s/ 70s
denshaw replied to kevindolphin's topic in Nick Palmer's Nottstalgia General Music Chat.
The posters are foreign, Dutch? -
Phil, you should have chosen a street where no one knew you.
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I like that word courting, quite often 2 dogs in the street had to have cold water thrown over them while they were "courting"
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Yet again yesterday, a house party in Lenton. 30 people attending, 4 were fined £10,000 each and suspended from university.
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If you have a car under warranty does it have to be the main dealer that services it?
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I worked in the office block next to the Bowling alley, Barker gate house on the 6th floor.
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Can you run?
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3/ Newmarket 9/ 8 bells
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No problem Jill, my birthdays in July.
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Again in Nottingham yesterday, 17 students having a house party. Only 2 fined, I thought students were intelligent.
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1/ Prince of wails 2/ Trip to Jerusalem.
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Early days and Notts have won 3 out of 4 games, putting them in third place, keep it up lads.
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Yesterday in Nottingham 8 people were fined £200 each and 26 people warned about house parties.
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Went in the Works bookshop at the weekend, 20 birthday cards for a quid.
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There once was a Scotsman named Andy Who went in the pub for a shandy When he lifted his kilt to wipe what he'd spilt the barmaid said crikey that's Andy.
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Goodbye Lamouchi. Hello Hughton.
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In some areas it's better to put them on the roof, it stops people nickin em.
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Were they like Dame Edna's ?
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Just waft your arms and up you go, it's easy.