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Could it have been the club on Greyhound street off King street?

Shocking behaviour.

Could have been worse, you could have been in Sweeney Todds.

Happy birthday Carni, hope you get a nice cake.

The treasurer of Broxtowe ramblers is Wendy House.

Nice work Beekay, how long did it take to paint that lid?

Worst book? One I signed on Shakespeare street in 1984.

Excuse me Doctor Phil, can you do haircuts too?

I have booked a cottage in Ireland for June, can't see that happening. Maybe September. Even if things get back to "normal" people will still be very wary of mixing with other people. A lot of pubs will not re open because people have got out of the habit of going for a drink or they will be frightened of mixing with others.

What about the meet up on Skype, Zoom etc?

Outside Beeston library there is a "happy to talk" bench, not seen anyone on it yet, maybe due to circumstances.

Why is it that when you get into a walk in bath, the water doesn't escape?

Sorry to hear about your sad loss.

Maybe just hensuring that they get some eggcitement during lockdown?

Naughty ones When I was a lad as big as me dad i used to ride a pony i ticked it's **** with a rhubarb stick and made it sh*t palony. Penny a peep twopence a look ?

If someone is contravening the lockdown rules and has unpaid fines confiscate their car.

Also used to change drivers at the depot, you could be there ages sometimes.

Happy birthday Sue B.

Just seen on fakebook, people are panicking because they "have" to buy Easter eggs.

Who are all these people on my I pad? I'm trying to get the football results.

It's looking a bit black over Bills mothers.

No idea what to think, I'm at my second home in Scotland.

I need to get out and escape from the wife.

I've been self isolating and now the weather is forecast for a sunny weekend I'm back at work, just my luck.

Hi Joanne, I saw you about 6 weeks ago at the Embankment club near Trent Bridge. Very impressed, hope to see you again when this is all over.