Waddo

I wanted a small women and a large Bank balance, the daft sod got it the wrong way round. Never mind, only 364 more days two Christmas.

To massage your electric feet of course!.!

Wishing everyone a very Merry crimbo.

Don't worry plantfit, the David Beckham look alike will be along with all his admirers to get it unstuck..

Some of mine have IKEA stamped on them.....

My mate Chris asked me, " how would you like to talk to your ex wife? " I replied, "through a medium".

Not long at all, if it belonged to the David Beckham look alike, and I use the words look alike, very very loosely!!!!

If he thinks he looks like David Beckham he needs to go to specsavers and get his eyes tested. Then straight to a quack for a mental check What a complete waste of money. On everyone s behalf.

I think its all done by computers now chulla

I used to get stabbing pain's in my eye when I drank coffee...... But OK now I take the spoon out of the cup before drinking.

I still don't get it, if he worked for them, how is it classed as "rigged" surely it's a pork farms pie!!.

So then, Robin made prize winning pork pies but let pork farms take the credit, when he could have turned himself into a multi millionaire. Or pork farms could have paid Robin a tidy sum and bought the recipe and won the prizes legitimately. Where did it go wrong ? Or have I missed something?

Allegedly or fact?

And how many medals have they won for their pork pies?

I thought that if you plucked any thing, you would have this result!! Apart from a guitar.

Sorry banjo just seen where you are. Oops.

Have you tried down pork pie alley in Melton mowbrey they do some great pies.

But great with a joint of beef, I can remember, as a lad, being sent to central market on a Saturday to fetch some freshly made horseradish ready to go with our joint on Sunday.

It's the biggest waste of taxpayers money, apart from the alterations to slab square. Maybe the next bright idea the council will come up with will be along the lines of, knock down Vic center and build a train station. Oops, hope I haven't given them any ideas...

Yes Gem, but your frames are not made from "unobtainium" and the Len's made from crystal from Jupiter polished on the thighs of a Hawaiian virgin I bet, unlike NBL,s.

They saw you coming, (pun intended). Did they fly the optician in on a private jet ?.

I would go along with that NBL, we use them all around the House and the meter hardly move's !! ,compared to the 50w halogen bulbs the led ones are far superior. They don't get hot either.

Waxing strips are a rip off !

Would that be the Parliament st bus depot?.

If he can do that, he will be the 1st person to do so and would make a fortune selling the secret !!