benjamin1945 16,191 Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Now now Catfan, .......69 is an ice cream with a chocolate flake ..... As 'Del boy' would say.................'whichever way round,you can't wack it' 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted March 31, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Hippo Girl you have nade me go all shy now ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted March 31, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 What if Michael Booth didn't greet new members with his immortal words, "Welcome to Nottstalgia & I look forward to reading your posts & sharing your memoris" etc. etc. etc. Who would do it then ! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hippo girl 1,995 Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 But why is it called a '99' anyway. What if it was first thought of on route 66 ??? Lol Or what if Zak and Kurt started it off on Trent bridge and named a club after it ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LizzieM 9,514 Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 A great place too! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted March 31, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 What "The Trent Bridge Club" ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hippo girl 1,995 Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Nooooo the 99 club on route 66 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted March 31, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Sorry HG, I was having a "Trigger" moment then ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,109 Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 I worked on Mr Softee's for years and never knew why it was called a 99. I never thought to ask. It probably came from America where it cost 99 cents. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
loppylugs 8,429 Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 What if I hadn't dared to split up two girls dancing together at the YMCA? A risky business if you didn't have a mate with you to take on the other one. I wouldn't have had a great marriage for 33 years. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,091 Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Apparently the king of Italy's elite guard consisted of 99 soldiers. So in Italy anything 'elite' was called 99. Italians were renowned for their ice cream, so a cone with a flake was elite, hence a 99. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
colly0410 1,181 Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 IF at first you don't succeed, then bu**er it.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Margie: that is a lovely story! I am scorpio and wear my heart on my sleeve; god bless!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted March 31, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 What If the man from Del Monte say NO ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheTramp 139 Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 I wont read any more in this topic unless you all stop this 69 99 stuff , too risky and that thing about a nice cream, stop! So what if 6 were 9? well the Ch of Eckr would have no more problems, print 6 million pounds and you have 9 million pounds! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Karlton 582 Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 MargieH #40 Make some good pork pies in Melton too Margie 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Karlton 582 Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 What if there was no traffic lights. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Karlton 582 Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 What if I hadn't said to my boss Lick em and stick em I would have been in a job I didn't like. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tomlinson 879 Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 What if you take toothpaste to London. Must it go by tube? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 What if there was no traffic lights. There were none in Wick yesteray. The only proper set was out of order all day; and did the traffic snarl up? No, it flowed perfectly all day. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 If only the family would turn some lights off when they have finished with them! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chulla 4,946 Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 What if all of the teams above Forest in the league were found guilty of transgressing the rules/laws of the FA and had 30 points deducted. Forest might make it into the Premier League. Wouldn't bet on it, though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LizzieM 9,514 Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 # 72. My husband is really bad for doing that. Every time he walks into a room he turns the lights on. I follow him and turn them off and he usually doesn't notice. Over the years we've had lots of family staying with us from Canada. THEY are the worst. They never open bedroom curtains but leave the light on. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 If walls could'nt talk- olivia N john sang " not" for you- malcolm mc dowell starred in "of" instead -and telly savalas had'nt murdered that Bread song. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted November 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2015 What if.......The 33 virgins waiting in paradise for the Taliban suicide bombers were MALE ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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