katyjay 5,091 Posted September 4, 2019 Report Share Posted September 4, 2019 It's called multi tasking! 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,279 Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 First venture into good old Bulwell since moving mid June,,,,,lovely atmosphere saw and spoke to many old friends,,,ey-ups everywhere,,, Bumped into a lady iv'e known since school and Locarno nights,,,she married an old friend of mine over 50 years ago,,still together,,put my arm round her and told her ''never mind'' she hit me with her walking stick.......lol,, Also went in ''Wethers'' for breakfast,, same in there,, all old friends and Ey-ups..............offered to Dance with another lady from my teenage years,,,but she wouldn't due to no music......told her ''don't need music me and you'''............Wife interfered and said ''just get me another Coffee''' Lovely Morning,, 6 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stavertongirl 1,723 Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 I decided today to change my bedroom. I was in the front one which is slightly bigger but never felt settled in it really, probably as this was the one with the awful smell (covered by a very pungent air freshener when I moved into the house) and I discovered a lot of black mood over the outside wall which has now gone thanks to my PIV unit. Measured up to make sure the double bed would go in and got started. Moving the single bed was easy, got it propped up out of the way in the front bedroom and moved the wardrobe units in the back bedroom (luckily it’s 3 separate units) only one of them tried to topple over but managed to get them where I wanted. Only broke one nail. Managed to eventually get double mattress in, thought at one point it was going to have to stay in the bathroom but after much pushing, shoving and kicking I got it in back bedroom. The bed base however was not as accommodating. I got it out the front bedroom but then it got wedged against the bannister and the wall. The flipping thing would not move forward or back plus I was stuck behind it. B***er. Then I remembered I could undo some screws and it would bend in the middle, so I managed to half squeeze half crawl out and went to get a screwdriver. Decided to make a cup of tea whilst I was rummaging in the drawer for the said screwdriver ( bearing in mind that I was hot, somewhat p****d off and thinking I would have to put everything back) I discovered a ciggie packet with one in it. Found screwdriver and went into front room with tea and ciggie packet. Took ciggie out and smelt it, then put it back and drank my tea. Thought about it for at least a minute and then “chased the dragon”. It was soooooo good, sat back, closed my eyes and relished every bit of it. With renewed vigour I went upstairs, dismantled bed and managed to get it in back bedroom, unfortunately wrong way round so can’t have headboard on, but it is in. Need a nap now, front bedroom can wait I will sort it out another day. 4 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nonnaB 4,909 Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 SG are you sure you've not slipped a disc? Thats how I managed to worsen mine by picking a double mattress up and throwing it on the floor after my mum insisted there was a mouse inside. Normally I wouldn't be strong enough to even slide it off the bed but I was soooo angry as this story had gone on for about a month, looking in the bed drawers and even between the sheets. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,091 Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 Ben, it's hard to be all swarve and deb-on-air when you've got your missus in tow, bringing you back down to earth! 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,279 Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 It never gets me anywhere Katy,, and Donna don't take a blind bit of notice............lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brew 5,462 Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 2 hours ago, Stavertongirl said: Thought about it for at least a minute and then “chased the dragon”. It was soooooo good, sat back, closed my eyes and relished every bit of it. I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you.......... I stopped a week before Christmas.... I could still smoke one and quite cheerfully murder you for that last cigarette, the craving is still strong and for reasons I'd rather not get into chewing gum has to be rationed... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stavertongirl 1,723 Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 Sorry about that Brew, know the feeling vaping just doesn’t cut it either. Don’t think I have hurt my back, perhaps tomorrow will tell if I have. My hands are sore, my wrist hurts a bit but I was told I have a squashy (technical term from a consultant in Doncaster) wrist so it should ease off. Couple of bruises on my arms, probably from when I was escaping from behind the bed base. Broke a couple of nails which is a pain but otherwise unscathed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brew 5,462 Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 I used to have a back problem.... couldn't get the bugger out of the bed in a morning... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,279 Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 Sorry about that,,but well worth repeating,,lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,279 Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 My daughter has had a beautiful Daughter this morning,, 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 5,234 Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 Its on twice Ben, does that mean it's twins ? Any road, congratulations grandad ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jill Sparrow 10,386 Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 When she's old enough to listen to her grandad's exploits, she won't believe it! Make sure you show her the photos of that cheeky young lad with the pretty face and cheekbones! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sue B 48 1,226 Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 Congratulations ben, a beautiful Granddaughter how lovely. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brew 5,462 Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 We all say it, congratulations and well done, dunno why, your daughter did all the hard work! Any way congrats Grandad and a well done to daughter bless her... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MargieH 7,617 Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 Ben, congratulations on your latest grandchild. How many grandchildren/great grandchildren do you have now? We only have six grandchildren ranging from age 22 down to 8. Been looking after the next to youngest today as she was sick after her breakfast so couldn't go to school, but she's been bright as a button since. We've watched several episodes of some American rubbish that she likes on TV, played dominoes, rummy and knockout whist, had a lot of banter (she's very funny) and did some drawing. She also read her book for half an hour "Danny, Champion of the World" by Roald Dahl. I remember her dad reading that one when he was little.. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 5,234 Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 Me, im still looking for someone to adopt a grandad. Good as new and never bin used. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brew 5,462 Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 There are sites and organisations that arrange surrogate grandparents BK though I do realise it may a bit sensitive for you.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 5,234 Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 I might be a bit too old for an adoption society dont you think? When Tina and I last went to Disneyland Paris, we always made sure we stood in a queue next to some little kids, then it Didn't look too bad, a couple of old f..ts waiting to go on Peter Pan. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brew 5,462 Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 In this day and age I really wouldn't recommend doing that... Age UK, netmums, gransnet..depends how serious you are.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 5,234 Posted September 6, 2019 Report Share Posted September 6, 2019 Would've considered it twenty years ago Brew, but too old in the tooth now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,279 Posted September 10, 2019 Report Share Posted September 10, 2019 Been worried a couple of weeks,,Doctor sent me for tests.........Last saturday was down the throat all ok,,,,back at Kings Mill today for tests ''Up the jacksie''' relieved to say all ok............today was '''Uncomfortable'' to say the least......but they said i was very brave,,,even made me a strong coffee after,, Thanks again NHS............ Edit,, looked out for you Jill,,,would have bought you and friend a coffee................. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 5,234 Posted September 10, 2019 Report Share Posted September 10, 2019 Did they offer you a fag Ben? And maybe a cup of tea and a biscuit ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,279 Posted September 10, 2019 Report Share Posted September 10, 2019 Could have murdered one BK,(fag),,,Was pleasantly surprised when Nurse offered Coffee,,,and she made it just right,,,2 spoons nescafe in tiny cup,,no sugar or milk,,,went down a treat,,not had any all day or food....... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brew 5,462 Posted September 10, 2019 Report Share Posted September 10, 2019 22 minutes ago, benjamin1945 said: 2 spoons nescafe in tiny cup,,no sugar or milk Good grief Ben - do you drink it or paint the fence with it? … Hope the results come back OK.. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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