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The simple answer is you can't. If you use 100gsm you are already beyond the printers design parameters. From the technical specs the paper must A4 or smaller and the weight 64 gsm to 90 gsm (17 - 24lb) It may be resistance to 'bending' the printer can't handle

Mines Black with dark window blinds so everyone thinks I'm a drug dealer and gets out my bleddy way!

Mary I've had several TV sets, the last three were all 'flat panel' and to my ears the sound was OK. Maybe yours has a problem. The object of Bluetooth is pairing other devices, i.e. phones so you see phone pics etc. You can also stream to the TV.

Last time I was in Paphos Cyprus Woolworth were doing OK...

Has he finally had his big day?

The Rolls in the pool was a shadow, not a Corniche and was carfully staged. Lizzie is correct the plate is false, the original was MDH 119K

Questions Ben: Was it the right way up Was it the right way round Did it work Was the previous owner Dorian Grey...

I've been inside there. it's an absolute tip! I'm sure with bit of imagination it could be put to good use.

Which is apparently better than the female version who, according to SG, listens carefully to your request, takes it under advisement then totally ignores you and does as she pleases.

Saturday night was not complete without a pint in the Flying Horse, had some good nights in there, beer was good too. The term 'gay' hadn't been invented then, most of the names were derogatory..

I shall have to think seriously about a FB account...

The bombing range was still being used in the early 60's, I well remember they flew a red flag when it was active.

They're gone again...……………….

I remember Zenits, they had a mirror that went up and down like a pavement slab.

I went into Watton when it was a young offenders prison. To make them work and earn their keep they assembled Sturmey Archer three speed triggers from parts shipped from Raleigh.

It's called dumping Albert. It's a tad complicated but essentially all the manufacturing costs are already covered so the ones we see in the shops only cost the price of the raw materials to make. In this case that amounts to pennies.

I was interviewed twice about the pretty Windows murder and to be honest it was all pretty relaxed. The thing that puzzled me was the policeman had to write it down, I wasn't allowed, and when I pointed out inconsistences with what he had written and what I had said. He told me it didn't matter they had the 'gist' of it..

Doesn't bode well for a witness Lizzie..

Dunking Jacobs Cream Crackers!! ye Gods and little fishes my gast has never been so flabbered

A forty mile trip is a bit much, can't they forward them to your GP?

You need to come home MD, the North has turned your brain!

Ah the cry of the dreaded slow dunker.... Digestive mmm well down the list after Arrowroots, Shortbread and the king of them all Rich Tea...

Ginger biscuits... GARRR get thee behind me Satans spawn and bow before the one true dunking biscuit - Rich Tea

There were quite a few of them in London Docks in the 70's, known as the 'Asian toilets' Some sailors from forrin parts had no idea how to use a western style and refused to use them

trogg try an old Sony Walkman and audio books. You can move about as you like, be entertained and not wake the missus...