colly0410 1,036 Posted April 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2020 Give your kid an empty box for their birthday & tell him it's an action man deserter... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
colly0410 1,036 Posted June 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2020 Protect your new carpet by putting the old one on top of it... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
colly0410 1,036 Posted September 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2020 Save money on expensive oysters by drinking seawater from a used ashtray... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,635 Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 As you go up or down stairs, keep your feet further apart, saving wear and tear on the centre of the carpet. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cliff Ton 8,939 Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 ...and then later you can hop up the middle. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brew 4,141 Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 Use free energy, let gravity work for you. Stand on the top step and 1...2...3eeeeeeeeee. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MargieH 6,615 Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 43 minutes ago, Cliff Ton said: ...and then later you can hop up the middle. ....You must be joking! I’d have trouble hopping on the floor these days, let alone going up the stairs. Can anyone on Nottstalgia hop upstairs I wonder... it’s no good replying in the affirmative unless we can see video footage, though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cliff Ton 8,939 Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 2 hours ago, MargieH said: Can anyone on Nottstalgia hop upstairs I wonder... Having suggested it, I've just tried it. It's impossible - if only because I couldn't keep my balance when I landed on the up-step. Don't try it folks. However I've also tried Lizzie's thing, and I did that with no problem. 1 hour ago, LizzieM said: When I went to see my Colorectal Surgeon the other week I was on the couch and he asked me to put my ankles together and lift both legs (straight) at the same time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MargieH 6,615 Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 Well done CT on the abdominal exercises .... mind you, you aren’t really old yet. Perhaps you and Jill would like to lead us all in a zoom exercise class? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,489 Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 No stairs here. Well there is but 12 flights is far too many.I'll take the lift instead. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MargieH 6,615 Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 Catfan, could you hop up just one step? (Please don’t try x) Bet your other half could, though 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,489 Posted October 1, 2020 Report Share Posted October 1, 2020 She can & she does while carrying the shopping too. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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