colly0410 1,031 Report post Posted April 21 Give your kid an empty box for their birthday & tell him it's an action man deserter... 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
colly0410 1,031 Report post Posted June 10 Protect your new carpet by putting the old one on top of it... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
colly0410 1,031 Report post Posted September 13 Save money on expensive oysters by drinking seawater from a used ashtray... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
denshaw 2,621 Report post Posted September 29 As you go up or down stairs, keep your feet further apart, saving wear and tear on the centre of the carpet. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cliff Ton 8,828 Report post Posted September 29 ...and then later you can hop up the middle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brew 4,063 Report post Posted September 29 Use free energy, let gravity work for you. Stand on the top step and 1...2...3eeeeeeeeee. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MargieH 6,478 Report post Posted September 29 43 minutes ago, Cliff Ton said: ...and then later you can hop up the middle. ....You must be joking! I’d have trouble hopping on the floor these days, let alone going up the stairs. Can anyone on Nottstalgia hop upstairs I wonder... it’s no good replying in the affirmative unless we can see video footage, though Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cliff Ton 8,828 Report post Posted September 29 2 hours ago, MargieH said: Can anyone on Nottstalgia hop upstairs I wonder... Having suggested it, I've just tried it. It's impossible - if only because I couldn't keep my balance when I landed on the up-step. Don't try it folks. However I've also tried Lizzie's thing, and I did that with no problem. 1 hour ago, LizzieM said: When I went to see my Colorectal Surgeon the other week I was on the couch and he asked me to put my ankles together and lift both legs (straight) at the same time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MargieH 6,478 Report post Posted September 29 Well done CT on the abdominal exercises .... mind you, you aren’t really old yet. Perhaps you and Jill would like to lead us all in a zoom exercise class? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,429 Report post Posted September 29 No stairs here. Well there is but 12 flights is far too many.I'll take the lift instead. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MargieH 6,478 Report post Posted September 29 Catfan, could you hop up just one step? (Please don’t try x) Bet your other half could, though 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,429 Report post Posted October 1 She can & she does while carrying the shopping too. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
