carni 10,094 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Ann, Keep thinking that about benjamins avatar miduck. You see now he has had; all of the bits stuck back on, bits cut off, new bits plugged in. Oh and eyesight checked. Not forgetting the "Eyebrow" shaping (Only the one). He is as good as new. Bubblewrap, Keep em guessing miduck. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tomlinson 879 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Men/Women - 'All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others'. As for lookalikes, I was once mistaken for John Nettles. The wife is still laughing! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Four legs good two legs bad George Orwell "Animal Farm" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bilbraborn 1,594 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Let's put it in perspective. If I was 25, female. Good looking but cash poor, I'd be pretty tempted. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 It's whats called using your attributes! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Robbie 39 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Ann, This type of thread is always going to create some smutty remarks of which has upset some people. My wife would never watch Benny Hill or the Carry on Films because of the sexual connotations so I know what her view is. My posting was meant as a bit of fun, personally there is nothing wrong with those women at all, It is what they represented formed the basis of my joke, It's my sense of humour which is obviously not yours. It is probably better suited to the pub tap room environment and I will keep this in mind in the future. But from my own working experience I can assure you women have a far more vicious tongue and can be very cruel against men especially if there is a group of them, some of my experiences with factory girls was frightening, no terrifying. So I apologise if my post offended you and your strong feminist principles, of which I hope you accept. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tomlinson 879 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 It would be interesting to hear from these women who are paid for what they do for the 'Sun'. Further to my own post at #177, I often wonder that if the 'Titanic' were to sink today whether the 'women and children first' philosophy would still apply in our society of 'equality'. Children? O.K. Women? I wonder! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
... 1,411 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 The different views amonst women means males cant win, However different views among men mean women cant win Suppose thats what you call equal 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tony1 118 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 #160 NewBasfordlad Yes, just imagine waking up next to one of them in bed! Oh NO.. No.. No...I have a very vivid imagination and it needs no encouragement to engage in that, thank you very much! I need to take a blue pill, now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
annswabey 599 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Robbie Thanks for your apology. I didn't find the comments smutty - just sexist! Agreed, too, that some groups of women together can be vicious 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,279 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Ann, Keep thinking that about benjamins avatar miduck. You see now he has had; all of the bits stuck back on, bits cut off, new bits plugged in. Oh and eyesight checked. Not forgetting the "Eyebrow" shaping (Only the one). He is as good as new. Bubblewrap, Keep em guessing miduck. Ann,.........carnie's met me,and was prob.dissapointed (only a bit lol)...........but it wore off after a couple of drinks,.. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
... 1,411 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 I have met benjamin and he looks more like that pitt fella,no not brad Brads poor relation Cole pitt 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
... 1,411 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 If fact they wasnt going to let him in the pub because they thought he was a minor. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
... 1,411 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 They say he has a pitt face, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,279 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Anyway bearing in mind the title of this topic im hoping its not true,cos i'm off to the Sun' in the morning,so try not to 'fret' at my lack of postings for a couple of weeks....lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LizzieM 9,530 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Have fun in the sun Benjamin! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tony1 118 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 They say he has a pitt face, It just seams like it ! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
carni 10,094 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Have a Good Holiday benjamin. Hope the sun shines for you and Donna. We will save you a place for when you get back. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
annswabey 599 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Have a great time, Benjamin. Donna? Hope Amal knows about this! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
... 1,411 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Think manboobs in the sun is ok benjamin. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Off to Skeggy then? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NewBasfordlad 3,599 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 So we have a little fun.......... and here they come the ists and isms brigade. Jumping up and down full of self righteousness. #161. They are not normal women, they are taking part in a protest and have stuck their heads above the parapet for a photo opportunity. #166 Male B*****ks hardly seems polite, fair perhaps but certainly not polite. And in case you missed it I am laughing at someone else now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
annswabey 599 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 161 They are normal women to look at - posts suggested they weren't. Why shouldn't they protest? I never swear in real life as becomes a lady, but my comment seemed appropriate I won't bother with your third point.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
... 1,411 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 I am not into isms but I do think it not right for old gits like us to scan young girls that are young ,really too young,but I think the same applies to older women with young boys,its not right. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Booth 7,364 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Benjamin1945, have a good holiday and don't forget the sticks of rock. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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