benjamin1945 16,160 Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 Thats right 'Bubble' no bleddy tune at all, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 Then there's them who constantly sing all the time, They have deluded themselves to think they can sing ! What a laugh ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 They are probably deaf too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
crankypig 457 Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 People who stink of stale sweat,ok I will let them off if they have been at work all day doing a hard job,I mean people who look like they don't work and somehow don't find time to wash,makes me want to spew Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin1945 16,160 Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 Had a bloke work for us,great in every way,except always smelled of stale sweat,no one wanted to upset him by informing him ,in the end he had to be told and it befell to me to do the deed,anyway after doing the deed he merely replied..................well you've either got it ot you ain't,.......i think he took it as a compliment....lol. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 Taxis that pull up outside neighbours houses at 5&6 in the morning and hoot their horns..... Inconsiderate tw4ts !!!!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catfan 14,793 Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 #213 crankypig. You must have caught the bus from Bulwell that goes through Aspley then ! All those Aspley inbreds don't half stink. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tomlinson 879 Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 I take the coal out of the bath and bathe every month! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tomlinson 879 Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 I get annoyed after queueing for ages and then being met with, 'Thank you for waitng'. What else do you do? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 Bleddy people who say NUCULAR instead of nuclear! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StephenFord 866 Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 Tomlinson - re-#217 - you forgot to add "...whether I need it or not!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StephenFord 866 Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 Compo - re #219 - also PROSTRATE when they mean PROSTATE ! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 People who mix up Brought & Bought Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MargieH 7,600 Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 Cerstificate.... Doesn't really annoy me - just makes me laugh (not out loud!) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tomlinson 879 Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 Yer know - yer know - yer know - and everything. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 You can have some fun with Malapropisms I alwys say we have an incontinent government & not incompetent(there are full of s**t) 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 prestigious & prodigious are two more you can have fun with Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StephenFord 866 Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 In a similar line, I remember a bloke at Derby carriage works, who had been off sick. When he returned to work the foreman asked him what was the trouble. He replied "Hardening of the architraves." 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MargieH 7,600 Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 #225. Actually if someone is incontinent they aren't FULL of what you said, BW. It all just keeps on coming out ...... and out .... and out. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Robbie 39 Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 #228 Margie H, Isn't that what Bubblewrap is saying? (#225) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 Love that one Stephenford. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Compo 10,328 Posted August 14, 2015 Report Share Posted August 14, 2015 Like I hate people who like say like after like every other word like innit. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bubblewrap 3,815 Posted August 14, 2015 Report Share Posted August 14, 2015 #226 Insanity & insanatry Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted August 14, 2015 Report Share Posted August 14, 2015 Our local radio station is the best..helicopter hoovering over town/Tipperary cocoa (co.co)/poomerang dog/ wind pipe (windpipe)/a golden receiver/Clift Richards/tusami ( tsunami)/ salt n peppers ( Sgt). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StephenFord 866 Posted August 14, 2015 Report Share Posted August 14, 2015 Here's another - we're instead of were (another example of aberrant apostrophe syndrome) - and were isn't the same as where either ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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