BRYCECLARE 0 Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 Youll have some buggers eye out with that. Lynmee Thats what one of King Harolds archers said to his mate !!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Limey 242 Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 Just remembered one me mum used to say! If we replied "I don't care" to a serious question she would recite this little ditty: Don't care was made to care, Don't care was hung. Don't care was put in a pot, And boiled 'till he was done! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.... 23 Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 My mum again. Referring to someone with somewhat crowded dentistry. "He's got a mouth full of teeth, that one" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,091 Posted January 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 When my 2 front permanent teeth came through they were huge. Mam said they looked like gravestones. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick2me 3,033 Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 When as a child I became demanding, me mam would say... "I'll fetch you the top brick off the chimney!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.... 23 Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 I have just said another to SWMBO "I'm just ayin a GLEG on the computer"Gleg meaning to look as in 'gis a gleg' Better aying a gleg at computer than lookin' at bleddy gogglebox all night, youth. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beefsteak 305 Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 Try tellin er that She has just set both our videos to record programmes (at the same time) that only she will watch cos there on at the same time as summat else she wants to watch (and I don't) I'll be back on here then!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.... 23 Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 S' enough to drive yer batchy mate. My missus is just the same and it's all codswallop! Good job I prefer to look after me burgeoning drinking career. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Craig Strongman 13 Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Gerahtonitelsealbatyatab.........................Go away please, otherwise i may use violence Gerahtonmiway......................................Excuse me olease Gizzarffonit............................................May i share that with you. Yalluswannagerrasustificut.......................Obtain a doctors note Arryayinwun..........................................May i buy you a drink Apologies if these have been posted before! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
petelb 0 Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 can any body remember this one when you were on a wall,,AGEROFFONIT OR ILL BAT YER TAB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beefsteak 305 Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 can any body remember this one when you were on a wall,,AGEROFFONIT OR ILL BAT YER TAB Look one post up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mick2me 3,033 Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 can any body remember this one when you were on a wall,,AGEROFFONIT OR ILL BAT YER TAB Welcome Peter, Your was the Basford Vershun Wonnit? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lynnie 2 Posted April 4, 2008 Report Share Posted April 4, 2008 mi dad used to sing this when i was a kid lol: Ode movver riley ad a fat cow,she dint know our to milk it she dint know our,She pulled its tail instead of its tit and old movver riley got covered in sh1t!. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,091 Posted April 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2008 Lynnie, that is such a coincidence you putting that rhyme on here [which we also used to say as kids] because I was just coming on line to start a new thread about old rhymes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lynnie 2 Posted April 4, 2008 Report Share Posted April 4, 2008 Lynnie, that is such a coincidence you putting that rhyme on here [which we also used to say as kids] because I was just coming on line to start a new thread about old rhymes. Im sure some more will come to me that i can add down,Funny cause i havent thought of that rhyme for years.it just came to me ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fatskin1 1 Posted May 18, 2008 Report Share Posted May 18, 2008 Yole end up in mapply yo will. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mickety 1 Posted May 18, 2008 Report Share Posted May 18, 2008 Yole end up at Rose Hill now get ta bleddy school. If something happened to you like you tripped and smashed ya head did ya mam shout 'DADDA!!' ?? I'll tan yer hide! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,091 Posted June 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Hi there Just in case anyone thinks I've fallen from the face of the earth, I've not. Apart from 3 weeks holiday over April/May, I go on this website 3 or 4 times a day. It's just that I'm a stealth bomber, I am under the radar. Not my fault but the computer's. I do not show as logged in at anytime I go on. If I want to reply to something then I have to log on, but the next time I go back on, I've disappeared again. It's a bu99er! Anyhoo, I've thought of a few more things that rolled off me mam's tongue. If you were going out, with someone else from your house, when you were ready, you'd say to the other person 'Are you fit?' to which they'd reply, 'Yeah, fit to drop' If someone's hat didn't sit properly on their head, she'd say 'it looks like a pimple on a drum' If she liked something, she'd say 'it's lovely, Mrs 'oskins' [don't know who Mrs Hoskins was?] Not sure if I've already said this one, but 'a blind man on a galloping hoss, won't notice' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mickety 1 Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 When youve lost something and yer mam says... 'I bet yer find it in the last place you look' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beefsteak 305 Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 . It's just that I'm a stealth bomber, I know, I've got pictures of her bomb bay (On that there calender) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lynmee 38 Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 I think,Its lovely Mrs Hoskins,came from the old steam radio show ITMA Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,091 Posted June 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Yes, Lyn I think you're right, that rings a bell. You've given me an idea for a new thread. Kath Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Limey 242 Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 When youve lost something and yer mam says...'I bet yer find it in the last place you look' My mum would say "look where you left it"! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
katyjay 5,091 Posted June 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 Hey Beefy, less of the 'bomb bay' stuff, I thought the book was hiding things pretty well! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
metal-micky 0 Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 I remember me dad saying dab in when he wanted me to hurry up, me and me mates used to say bags next go, or bags fost go, must be hundreds of these old sayings lost in the new world, like bags ya coke, bring em back I say! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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