Beekay 5,150 Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 When I were a park ranger at Holme Pierrpont, one of our duties was water bailiff. On a Boxing day I did the rounds and there was a fella sat there under brolley/tent thing. He was wrapped up to the eyes trying to keep warm. It were freezing cold, drizzle and grey overcast. He'd been there ages and when I went to check his licence, I asked if he'd had a good day? Not caught owt' but yeah, he'd had a cracking day !! He tried to stand up and was stiff as a board with cold. But had a cracking day. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waddo 921 Posted April 11, 2019 Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 Bit of 'woof' justice for the PM !! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 5,150 Posted April 11, 2019 Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 Wonder if they do Big Macs in here??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 5,150 Posted April 11, 2019 Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 Satnav wrong darling ! I don't think this is Balloon Woods. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nonnaB 4,895 Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 5,150 Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 " The Odd Couple" Nonna ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
plantfit 7,597 Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 Lavatory brush with a face? Â Rog 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 5,150 Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 Best bit of Graffiti I've ever seen. On a wall in Stavanger. B. SORRY, PUT THIS ON WRONG THREAD !  5 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AfferGorritt 868 Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 Cheered me up! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
plantfit 7,597 Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 The Cheek of it Beekay,  Rog 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brew 5,419 Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 'Does my bum look big in this'? Â 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 5,150 Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 So sorry Rog for arseing around ! B. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
plantfit 7,597 Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 Always the Butt of someones joke  Rog 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,139 Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 ‘Does my bum look big in this’? ‘Your bum would look big in Billy Smart’s Circus tent luv’! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
plantfit 7,597 Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 Call that an Ass, this is an ASS Â Â Rog 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brew 5,419 Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 I was going to reply with something terribly rude but thought better of it..................... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
plantfit 7,597 Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 It wouldn't have anything to do with the positioning of that bucket would it Brew  Rog 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 5,150 Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 12 minutes ago, Brew said: I was going to reply with something terribly rude but thought better of it..................... AW' go on Brew. Let us into your quip 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 5,150 Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 Excuse me going off route but Rog., do you know owt about the workhouse at Southwell ? Just been reading a bit about in 'er indoors magazine. Beekay. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
plantfit 7,597 Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 There's a thread about the place on here somewhere mate, do a search, not been myself  Rog Quote Link to post Share on other sites
philmayfield 6,139 Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 It's not worth a trip from Sussex! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 5,150 Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 Thanks gents. Much appreciated. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
plantfit 7,597 Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 I heard It's not brilliant,bit like Nottingham castle "Could do better" does it belong to the national trust? Â Rog Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beekay 5,150 Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 1 minute ago, plantfit said: I heard It's not brilliant,bit like Nottingham castle "Could do better" does it belong to the national trust? Â Rog Yes Rog. It is National trust. Was thinking of having a gander next time we're up at Thorseby. I volunteer at Sheffield Park Garden. B. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLY2 10,108 Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 The Southwell Workhouse is a fantastic experience, and well worth a visit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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