radfordred

Who gives a flying fcuk ? Take the Royals, chop them into bits and sell them to Japanese tourists. Everyone of them! Hope they've washed the smell of death of that ring?

A posting on the auctioneer's blog said: "It is a masterpiece. If only it could talk." fcuk me, how much would a talking one go for ? Vase sells for record-breaking £43m

Put me down for a copy when it becomes available looks interesting.

Not forgetting The Bell (market sq) & The Lion (basford) both have a jazz band on every Sunday lunch. http://www.thelionatbasford.co.uk/index.asp http://www.pub-explorer.com/notts/pub/bellinnnottingham.htm

This weeks Secret Millionaire on Sunday 7th November 9pm Channel 4 was filmed in Hyson Green / Sneinton / St Ann's / Meadows. "Thirty-year-old self-made multi-millionaire Mark Pearson steps out of his comfort zone to go undercover in Nottingham - where crime rates are twice the national average - in an attempt to find people he can help." Aaahh Brraaaap !! http://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-secret-millionaire/episode-guide/series-7/episode-9

Can't say i have seen a piano in the piano & pitcher ? Live jazz @ the The Nottingham Contemporary Cafe & its FREE & they sell Harvest Pale. This Friday http://www.nottinghamcontemporary.org/event/me-mr-jones & Saturday http://www.nottinghamcontemporary.org/event/deli-quartet

A mate of mine always wanted to be run over by a steam train. When it happened, he was chuffed to bits!

It could have some good points Den like stopping you falling out of bed @ night ?

I'm going to surprise Mrs Red for Christmas this year getting her a iRon.

Japanese scientists have now invented a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

I parked in a disabled space yesterday a traffic warden shouted at me, "Hey what’s your disability?" "Tourettes! Now f*ck off, you cont!!"

Tesco are now selling Viagra you can get it over the counter , you might have to take two ?

I was walking along the road the other day and some chav chucked a big lump of cheese at me. I thought that's not very mature.

Peas

Its been bugging me for over a year from early morning until late at night.

The Pelican on Bracebridge Drive after William sharp youth club - pint of Bass bitter - pi55ed

Ince & Rae's black "n" white army.

Nottingham's Cloughie statue ................ before.

Lovely gave myself indigestion.

Before gravy & boiling its steaming up my lens.

There on the bubble now. Chop up - kettle boiling water in pan - lid on shake to clean - drain - mix gravy - add - salt/pepper/lea&perrins - 3 bacon rolled up - simmer 30min - fried egg - crusty bread - I'm eating in about 10min.

Not sure when you last visited it but it now takes up the bottom half of Bilborough park. http://www.nottinghamcity.gov.uk/index.aspx?articleid=177

When ever i hear Wings - Silly Love Songs i think I'm on the speedway fairground ride on Bilborough park. Scream if you wanna go faster. Open your knees feel the breeze.

Even more shocking the sacking of Dave Kevan. Get Steve Thompson back in with Colin Murphy as assistant , i believe there both still not working ?

If only !!