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This is getting silly now.......................i knew theirGrandad.........arfer Penny...............

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#149. Only tuppence maybe, but she was sitting on a fortune. Well... someone had to say it. lol

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Didja 'ear the one about the gorilla who was wondering around on crutches looking for a doctor. When he found one he asked him if he had two ape knees for a penny.

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Now Now Shirl!!

I was reading out the local obituaries on the radio here..one read-

"Sadly missed by Dick and Fanny"..I had to stop.

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Just had this strange message off a mate of mine to meet him in the Crown car park to compare penis sizes, the weirdo, he didn't even turn up? :crazy:

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So you found out he didn't turn up because you went to meet him. :tony:Maybe it was just as well.

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