What do you want on your grave?


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Do you realise that the small 'dash' between the date you were born and the date you die (died) signifies your whole life :Shock:

Hope mines one hell of a long dash smile2

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Not sure if Ive posted previously on what I want on my grave stone if I have one, but it would be "She was a lot of things but never boring" I couldn't bear to be thought of as boring Ha Ha. Keep quiet please Mr Gxx

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Just a foot note to mine

LIVED TO THE RIPE OLD AGE OF 95

BEATEN TO DEATH BY FOUR JEALOUS HUSBANDS

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Cricketer's epitaph:

As in life so in death lies a bat of renown,

Slain by a lorry (three ton);

His innings is over, his bat is laid down:

To the end a poor judge of a run...

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"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways at the last minute, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - That Was Fun"

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