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It seems that anyone politically slightly to the right of Stalin or Mao Zedong is a moron. Who knows, before long some folk may even start reading The Guardian and actually believe what's written.

With her above as of yet another poor ministerial or government example, as with the UK politicions and politcal parties are all institutionally untrustworthy, deviant and disonest. We were railroaded into the EU by Heath who received a financial reward for his action. We have successive governments, by their weaknesses and miss-guided judgements, have encouraged crime, violence, drugs, illegal immigration and human trafficking on an unprecedented scale. We have psychopaths, thugs and domestic violators, who murder, maim and and torture without a finger lai

Another reason Labour were hammered at the last general election, with ministers like her it was no surprise.

The virus has curtailed our usual birthday celebrations Mum is a 103 today and we are normally in the north east for the racing, we have done this for nearly 20 years. Her friends have made her day as special as they can and we will celebrate when we can. Her response was if i can't get my hair done I'm going nowhere. Stay safe everyone and be careful if you venture out.

Could be worse - it could be fox poo, or worse still down here, wild boar poo. Both really do honk and are difficult to remove.

We had a Blue Heeler in Australia, after the wife had given her a bath, she'd dig a hole uner the fence into a field with cows in it, find a nice wet cow pat and roll in it. We had a dog here who hated skunks, he try and chase them, but skunks stand their ground, turn their backs on their quarry and squirt them....Boy did that dog stink, he never learned. He also hated racoons, now they are real nasty critters, bark and growl like a dog and have the temperament of a mountain lion!! He often had them run up a tree, the coon would just get comfortable, fall to sleep with the dog at the

Labs seem to be really good at finding the stinkiest place in twenty miles.

Normal behaviour for labs. All three of mine have loved wallowing in mud. The worst was Jamie, my first lab. While walking the fields around Harby, he happened upon a silage pit and decided to have a paddle. Twenty minutes with the hose pipe, followed by a bath, did very little to remove the smell.

We had a golden Labrador when my children were small. We decided to go to Wollaston park. There was no one around so we let Sophie off her lead, she made a dive for the moat and washed herself in the mess. We couldn't get it all off her so we had to suffer the smell all the way home.

I'll go into a pub eventually.. but it won't be a 'Wethies'. I'm not giving any of my cash to Tim Martin whose treatment of his staff and attitude to CV have been appalling throughout. The man is a moron. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/coronavirus-wetherspoons-tim-martin-pubs-close-piers-morgan-boris-johnson-a9413971.html https://inews.co.uk/news/tim-martin-wetherspoons-coronavirus-uk-staff-work-tesco-government-help-411690

David, your ability to 'Come Up With The Goods'.. is always impressive and much welcomed.

The danger of course is buying flowers when you're innocent, you will then be unable to convince her you haven't been up to no good and won't own up...

Well I have done it again, sitting talking with the wife, my son and grandson the subject was how well I was looked after and the wife said that I wouldnt know what to do without her. I replied my mind is working overtime thinking about it, but I would need her to buy me some castor oil to wipe the smile off my face with what I was thinking. That was a big mistake my son and grandson laughed at my joke, it was a joke honestly, the wife didnt see the joke. So advice is now needed on how to teach me to keep my big mouth shut.

I'll be in Spoons noon Saturday. Sod the Chinese flu.

Corbyn visited our flats just prior to the last election. When asked if I would like to meet him I declined much preferring going to Tesco with Mrs C instead. I hate shopping.

Apparently when dogs roll in shit it’s to mask their own smell when hunting, anyone got any deer recipes? Fortunately on the way home a bloke was jet washing his block paving, few sharp blasts owd Dexter’s sparking & good to go home.

Any labour leader would have been a disaster.

I think Boris was probably the best of a bad lot. Obviously Labour had no hope with their poor, indecisive leader but Boris had a certain amount of appeal to the masses with his charisma. Whether he will stay the course of this parliament when his lack of ability is fully realised remains to be seen. I can't see an obvious replacement at the moment.

Nowt up we 'im! He's just bein' a dog.

Just took my Daughters Jack Russell on Wollaton Park, with minutes he's rolling in sloppy wet deer poo, what's up with him?

I apologise & warn you in advance this video contains some cracking images & old clips relating to Nottingham & it’s history, sorry if it offends anyone?